"I always go to him when I need photos for my portfolio. Everyone does."
"He always brings me a couple of Bossche Bollen. I shove them into my mouth all at once. Nobody sees me, it's wonderful..."
"Have you ever seen his photos? I think they're beautiful."
"We regularly go out for fries together, it's always great fun."
"Nice guy, knows his football."
"I always run into him at the market. Then we grab some fish. He does talk a lot, though."
"He is actually very, very shy.
"Went out partying with him the other day. He drinks like a fish."
"He only talks about food and drinks. When I say something about it, he calls me a rust bucket."
"I asked him to take a professional headshot of me, but he refused. Says I'm ugly. I mean, come on, me, Thor?"
"We're taking the same pottery class. Well, he doesn't really get it."
"His pin-ups are hanging on my wall."
